Vibrators and the Super Dildo

Batteries. I needed a fresh pack of the long lasting coppertop, for my long lasting needs.  My boyfriend was out of town and I needed to refresh the magic found in my vibrator.  Last night, in the middle of a massive one-hour climax session, I had to pull out (pun intended) my trusty, yet old-fashioned dildo to finish the job. I love my battery-operated toy, but lately I have been getting bored with the same rabbit-like pulse.  Men have thousands of options to choose from when it comes to stimulation.  Why can’t women come up with better ideas to satisfy our needs?

The answer is in the numbers.  The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) notes that women are both underrepresented in Information Technology (IT) jobs and represent a low percentage as programmers.  Also, the National Center for Women in Information Technology (NCWIT) states that the number of women graduating with computer science degrees is also declining.  This creates a state of emergency in my heart because these statistics are similar to those in the gynecology fields and with the absence of forward and out-of-the-box thinking females, (like those marching into the realm of computer science), it is not a wonder why we are still shoving a fat wad of cotton in our vaginas. (pardon the mini-tangent)

However, every once in a while, there is a great new selection of women equating technological innovation with climatic pleasure. I found this OhMiBod vibrator that touts itself as the first insertable vibrator that moves to the beat and rhythm of your music.  They even have iTunes mixes (found on their website ohmibod.com) with selections like “OhMiBod A Little Hip Hop inside You” or “Dance in your ‘Boom’ Box”. The OhMiBod is smart, but while we are still waiting to bridge the innovation gap, I will rock my old-faithful, my boyfriend and one and a million super dildo.  Batteries not included.

Written by Christina I’lene

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